Irrelephant

All i want out of life is for someone to read my enviro report in Honi Soit and to find it endearing

Tags: personal

The highlight of my day was Flume’s album playing at the gym. Now bring on the alcohol

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Heading to Darwin tomorrow for one week of tropical wildlife biology fun times with an amazing bunch of kids. I’m scared and excited and stressed and happy and ughh feelings!! Farewell interwebz xo

Today a 13 year old hit on me. He told me he was sexually frustrated and watched porn and played minecraft all day. He thought it would be a good idea if we kissed. I thought differently.

Reaching new lows

With wild dreams of being an animal whisperer, I tried to tame this baby with almonds. Instead it just flew over my head and scared the shit out of me. Damn

With wild dreams of being an animal whisperer, I tried to tame this baby with almonds. Instead it just flew over my head and scared the shit out of me. Damn

I can’t believe I only just discovered Chet Faker, I have instantly fallen in love

It’s nice when someone beautiful says you’re beautiful. It’s like Kanye saying you have swag

Friday nights are for watching glee
You’re not hardcore, unless you live hardcore #thuglife

Friday nights are for watching glee

You’re not hardcore, unless you live hardcore #thuglife


Tags: personal lulz

Eating my vegetarian fried rice grain by grain after I found a sneaky piece of ham in it D:

I don’t understand people who always wanna know when we’re getting assignment/exam results back. Why the fuck do you want that shit back???

EDIT: I got a HD in my essay today, yaaay :D maybe now I understand..

I have an overwhelming desire to make out with you right now

Entomology can suck my ovipositor.

And so ends the best semester of uni I have ever had; kinda sad

Now to learn everything :| 

My hair looks like the colour of bubblegum and i want to eat it

Quit making me fall in love with you, it’s unfair

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